Actual Reviews of Bacon Lips performances:

" four immature jerkoffs having way too much fun!! These guys need to take themselves more seriously!!" 
- Newsweek, issue 42, volume 9. Jan. 2002

"...Kenny McGriddle is a performer from another planet..frantic, bizzarre, and thoroughly entertaining." 
- Architectural Digest, May28, 2002

OJ says, "Who the @#$% is Bacon Lips?!"

Candy from Juggs magazine: "I love these guys. Especially the one with the
big feet. I give them four out of five boners. A must see. But don't eat
the chicken fingers (wink wink).

" Road & Track, issue 173, volume 18, Sept 2002: "Bacon Lips hugs the corners
like a shaved monkey on Viagra, it was all we could do to hang on as the
band passed 200mph in less than 10 seconds."

"Former Bacon Lips guitarist drowns in own vomit while giving birth to bass player!"
-The National Enquirer 

"Oh my God! Like... these guys are old and totally gross!!" 
- Seventeen Magazine

"This bunch of girly-men probably thinks skinnin' a beaver is the same as shaving a p***y."
- Bud Crawford from the Outdoorsman