1. What attracted you to learn to play the guitar?

One of my best friend had a old electric guitar in his closet. One day I picked it up and just started making noise with it. The thing that really interested me about it was the endless possibility to learn all my favorite songs. Every song I wanted to play was right there on the fret board. I just had to figure out where to put my fingers. A task I soon discovered wasn't so easy.

2. Van Halen or Van Hagar?

I'm so desperate to hear anything new from the Van Halen brothers that I would listen to just about any line up right about now! But if I had to choose it would defiantly be Van Halen!

3. Arrange the following in order of musical influence: culture club, Thompson Twins, Flock of Seagulls, Kagagoogoo, Merl Haggard

Culture Club,Flock of Seagulls,Kagagoogoo,Merl Haggard,Thompson Twins. I don't really know any of these guy's but how does alphabetical order sound?

4. Your plane crashes in the ocean and your floating amongst the wreckage on a tiny liferaft. Floating nearby is your guitar, your CD collection, and Salma Hayak, but you only have enough room in the raft for one item. Which one would you choose?

My guitar. The last thing I need after a plane crash is a chick gabbing in my ear!

5. Best movie of all time?

Dumb and Dumber. (I like it a lot.)

6. Most overrated guitarist of all time?

Willy Nelson!

7. In your opinion, what is the best thing to happen to popular music? The worst?

The MP3, MTV!

8. Favorite TV commercial?

Who the FUCK has a favorite TV. commercial,they're annoying!

9. Who's funnier: Peter Jennings, Dan Rather, Carl Weathers, The Pope

Dan Rather because he cries a lot.

10. F/Marry/Kill: Shakira, Britney Spears, Christina Agulara

F-Britney /Marry-Shakira/Kill Christina.

11. Rate the following Saturday Night Live characters using a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being brilliant, and 1 being unwatchable: Adam Sandler as "Opera Man", Tim Meadows as "The Ladies Man", Chris Rock as "Nate X", Chris Farley as "Matt Foley", Phil Hartman as "Bill Clinton".

I'm not a big SNL fan. It's on too late for me. But I do love just about anything Chris Farley and Adam Sandler do. I met Chris Farley at a Spirits gig one night, he was cool and a great singer.

12. Rate your whiteness from 1 to 10, with 1 being Woody Allen and 10 being Ice Cube.

2 and only because I play "rhythm guitar".

13. Who is your greatest musical influence?

EVH - that's Eddie Fucking Van Halen to you squares

14. Fill in the blank: The best album of all time is _______.

1984, Superunknown. I can't decide!

15. Coke or Pepsi?

Coke

16. An alien race has devestated the Earth and only one style of music can survive. Which would you choose?

A) Latin

B) Celtic

C) Monastic Chants

Latin

17. describe your most memorable musical experience.

When I got to see the Foo Fighters up close and personal during one of their sound checks at the Landmark Theater. They took sound requests and just jammed on new song ideas they were working on. The show later that night was UNBELIEVABLE!!

18. Favorite Swartzenegger one-liner?

What the hell are you?

19. if you could re live any year of your life, which year would that be?

The year I grossed the most money! I'm unemployed, I could use some money! Any donations?

20. got any advice for the kids that look up to rock stars like Hector Gonzales?

Listen up kids! Give those fucking sample loops you listen to a break and start listening to somethin real! Know what I'm sayin fool! Peace out ya'l!